GMEN: New careers? I think so...

A day after defensive end Michael Strahan ignited a controversy when he dressed down a television reporter who questioned him about critical remarks he had made on a radio show, several of the Giants entered the locker room Thursday singing the Twisted Sister anthem, "We're Not Gonna Take It."

So, what exactly are you not gonna take? The constant bullshit questions or all the losing? PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU PLAN ON WINNING A GAME. Maybe you can sing something for that.

"We want to thank the media again for keeping us in check, letting us know that we're a horrible team, that Dallas is going to come in here and beat us 42-0," linebacker Antonio Pierce said. "We're going to keep that in the back of our minds Sunday."

Can I just honestly say how much I love Antonio and his sarcasm? Although if Dallas does win 42-0, Antonio can have a career in fortune telling, because the Giants will have no need for him with the season down the drain.

"We just have to play consistent football and not make mistakes," Manning said. "This is a crazy game and you go in spurts. We are not finding ways to win and we are not playing our best football. During the fourth quarter, where we have usually been at our best, we are not, so we just have to get that back."

Can Eli be any more boring? It's like he says the SAME EXACT THING every week. How many times can you say "We need to not make mistakes," before you actually stop making mistakes? Saying it doesn't make it happen, Eli. It's pretty obvious his future is in politics, he's so dry and uncontroversial. His press conferences are so predictable. "Uh, errrr, um, well, I think we played well but we have the ability to get better every week with, um, err, practice and watching film. I know I can, uhh, do much better. We need to play better football, er, uh, not make any mistakes, and just, um, be consistent." Guarantee you find that in ALL of his press conferences. PRETEND IT BOTHERS YOU ELI, THAT YOU ARE PLAYING HORRIBLY. JUST PRETEND, FOR ME.

So we have rockstars, fortune tellers, and politicians in the locker room. Anyone see any football players?